So today we were in town and you know those sandwich board things that have newspaper headlines on them outside newsagents? There were a bunch of them with 'Stolen monkeys found in raids' on them and everytime I saw one all I could think of was Project Mayhem and 'Missing Monkeys Found Shaved.'

K, sorry for the spam but OMFG. HELENA BONHAM CARTER IS GOING TO PLAY BELLA IN ORDER OF THE PHOENIX BECAUSE THE ORIGINAL ACTRESS GOT PREGNANT. THIS IS BLATANTLY THE BEST PIECE OF NEWS THE HP FANDOM HAS EVER DELIVERED TO MY EARS.


HOW THE HELL DID I MISS THIS? I'M SO GLUED TO LEAKY FROM NOW ON.

A full 22 episode order.

Can I get a hell yeah?

Now they just need to have Tina Majorino in every single episode and I will be the happiest Han you ever did see.

TITLE Normal is the Watchword.
CHARACTERS Beaver, Mac, Veronica, Logan (With B/M, V/M and V/L).
RATING R for language.
SUMMARY Everyone wants to be normal.
SPOILERS Spoils 2x22, Not Pictured. Don’t read if you haven’t seen it!
WORDCOUNT Just over 1000.
NOTES First, second and third person narrative. I have no idea why it turned out that way. I just wanted to write first person Beaver fic and this is what happened. Also my Beaver isn’t particularly sympathetic. And there's unrequited girl-girl!crushing.

( So this is the way it went. )